Friend

Something I don't have

I laughed when I was asked who my closest "friend" was.

by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014

Friend

Someone who pretends to like you than later stabs you in the back

Look I have a friend! Oops now I have nothing but lonelyness and pain.

by Depressed.teen August 13, 2017

friends

A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.

I don't have friends

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Friends

Friends are the people who will have your back no matter what. Never give up these people. They usually go by Mars, Ophelia, Bre, or Briana.

Damn Mars and Briana are real friends.

by Yeetuseatus December 26, 2019

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friend

A friend is someone, who you chat to all the time, in person, on via text. You can share things with, you can complain to. Talking to them about who you like, and making stupid group chats. No matter how cute your friends is, you shouldn't date. It could ruin your bond, and your special friendship.

I know he's cute but I couldn't date him. He's like a friend to me. :)

by emily8456 October 22, 2015