Wooden Nickel Digger

An individual who is attempting to be a gold digger, but has mistakenly targeted a charlatan.

“Damn, that dumb ass ho bag wooden nickel digger gunna be real disappointed when that shitbag, pseudo-lawyer hands her Soviet era toilet paper to wipe that cum off her chin.

by Johnny Goldmember October 11, 2021

hobo nickels

Items owned by a homeless person, usually so worthless or used they're valued at a nickel no more.

Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.

by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021

Pussy nickel

Beaver bean

Ginas got a phat pussy nickel

by Pastymayo August 10, 2021

Nickel

Someone's head.

"This chicks nickel ain't screwed on right."

by downtown Tony brown August 10, 2021

white nickel

The result of cumming on only one tit, leaving the other one unsymmetrical.

My girlfriend got mad at me because all I gave her was a white nickel last night; she prefers everything to be balanced.

by Roadie_MTBer October 30, 2012

One Nickel Pickle

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."

50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.

by Mini Mii August 28, 2012

Chocolate Covered Wooden Nickel

A butt hole anus brown eye stink star

Go to jail and you may just take it in the chocolate covered wooden nickel

by Paisley_pony March 28, 2012