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Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy
Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo
by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020
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Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.
Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!
by Bob the Mighty August 2, 2011
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head unit mystery

The phenomenon where the original head unit of a test car is unknown, as its head unit has already been swapped with an aftermarket one
I couldn't figure out why the sound quality was so amazing during the test drive—turns out it was just a head unit mystery with that aftermarket stereo!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Mystery shopper

I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!

As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
by Jozéy January 1, 2021
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mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!
See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!
by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018
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Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.
She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.
by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019
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Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back
Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse
by Ernestas starch December 2, 2019
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