You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025

busy my balls

To massage one’s balls from underneath or up a pant leg

Sometimes the only way I can make it through the day is to sneak upstairs and ask her to busy my balls for a few minutes. Nothings better than getting your balls busied!!

by Warden Norton June 20, 2024

Change My Balls

To shower, bathe.

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!

by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021

i love my ball

A famous line that The Scout from Team Fortress 2 says.

Scout: Aw, I love my ball.

Heavy: COWARD!

by Lightwalker360 January 30, 2020

My ball

Referring to an individual as “your ball” is essentially claiming them as your own. You wouldn’t want someone dribbling your ball or for your ball to be passed around.

“That’s my ball!”

by sassietpantss May 28, 2025

mixing my balls up

Yet another way of saying that you're confused.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.

bro you mixing my balls up fr

by phuo June 16, 2023

My Ball

Another word for girlfriend or wifey. This is short term based on the phrase “the ol’ ball and chain.” This term gained popularity from DDG using this term in Streamer University.

“Where’s my ball?”

“Who’s your ball?”
“Peyton the girl over there, that’s my ball.”

by Peytonaa May 29, 2025