Sex muppet

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams

Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.

by Crack rock 302 May 08, 2025

Dirt Muppet

Racial slur for Ewok's of the Star Wars Universe.

"Is it really genocide if they're just a bunch of screeching dirt muppets?"

by The Future Resident February 14, 2021

Slut Muppet

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.

One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.

Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.

Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!

by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018

finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.

Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.

by LowHz February 16, 2016

Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 11, 2024

muppet high-five

When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.

Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.

by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024