Buffin' the Muffin

The female act of masturbation

Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.

by Jyynx September 22, 2008

Nigger muffin

Gay nigger

"Bro, I swear drake is a nigger muffin!"

by Bootypounder999 January 9, 2019

snatch muffin

A term of endearment to your sexy lady friend who willingly accepts this nickname.

How's my little snatch muffin doing today?

by Shazbob December 7, 2006

pounding the muffin

Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.

"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."

by Ironwolf99 January 2, 2014

MUFFIN HAPPY

A severe craving for muffins, especially when you have the munchies.

"You ate THE WHOLE pan of muffins!?"
"Sorry I got muffin happy."

by zeus2008 January 11, 2009

liquid muffin

When a male having a muffin top ejactulates into muffin batter and then fills his own belly button with this batter. The batter is then licked out by the opposite sex. Or the same, depending on what you specifically like.

"Jerry: I'm in the mood for a muffin.
Stephen: The straight or gay way?
Jerry: Definitely not the liquid muffin way."

by well, you asked. December 5, 2010

Muffin Hugger

is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.

Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.

Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.

Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.

by hereandnowiamu July 6, 2012