Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

muddy hand in South Africa

This is not only a horror movie, but it is true. In South Africa there is this giant hand covered in mud that goes around killing people.

The muddy hand captured 5 people last night. This can also be called the wompogan which means the muddy hand of South Africa. You can say something like “the wompogan is a large muddy hand in South Africa that kills people. He has killed about 6000k people in South Africa.

by Alex Morten February 20, 2021

muddy buddy

friends who have sex

bro 1- isn't that the girl you dated?
bro 2- nah bro we were just muddy buddies
bro 1- wow you tapped that?
bro 2- yeaaaah

muddy buddy- friend u have sex with

by aaaddddyyy June 4, 2021

Mundy

A professional athlete, predominately black. Used for fantasy sports.

“That Mundy better be getting it together or they’ll all be sent to the waiver wire!”

by TimmyRog November 16, 2021

Madyson

The most beautiful and amazing and wonderful woman you’ll ever meet, she’ll treat you correctly the way you want to be and won’t leave your side, she may do some bad things but in all will love you forever more than hold your peace. She won’t ever leave your side nor will she break your heart. Because once she breaks yours she will break hers. She will love you more than anyone else would

That guy is so lucky to have Madyson

by Alaskan September 1, 2021

Muddy snow gun

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow gun with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 September 3, 2021

Muddy Chicken

A sexual act where anal is done until right before ejaculation where the male pulls out to get a blow job from their sex partner(s). Also known as the muddy chicken with a side of ranch.

Bro, my buddy muddy chickened this chick last night and she went with it. Chucky Cheese birthdays are getting crazy man.

by Ducky McDuckerson March 13, 2023