Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 11, 2025

Morris.

MORRIS.:
Handsome young man and very cool person. They are very smart and loyal. Even though they are very quiet, their actions speaks louder.

The guy everyone was thinking about is Morris.

by Cynott November 23, 2021

The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.

Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!

by PWO 159 March 18, 2010

Charlie Morris

Charlie Morris watches too much anime and reads too much manga. He is also 5''1

Charlie Morris is on episode 694 of One Piece!

by eddiemabo68 October 31, 2023

Harry Morris

A Harry Morris is an extremely sexy person who when is around makes any girl extremely wetland aroused!

Omg He is such a Harry Morris

by Punani Man November 23, 2020

Mr Morris skibidi

Mr morris means some blondish brown hair that is a math teacher hes very cool and very sexy

he teaches students how to do equations and will make u pass every gcse test ever

hes a very cool guy and very handsome and gyat but hes very strict when it comes to sitting plans and he should maybe be nicer next time ;)

'Mr morris": Yo wsg gang hang
Students: wsp mr momomorris

Mr morris skibidi

by skibidi toilet math babay morr November 19, 2023

Morris

A short guy with a penis longer than his height

A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling

by Phantom lol March 6, 2022