sunday morning special

n. A sex position based on the reverse cowgirl which takes place on the toilet and the guy opens and reads a newspaper while having sex

After a night of heavy drinking, the next morning Nate and Patty had a sunday morning special in the bathroom.

by Benton West December 12, 2006

morning after

the time when you wake up, usually after a drunken night, that you realize the problem that was made last night. Random dude is passed out in your bed, drooling on your pillow.

texts;
girl one; omg! some naked guy in my bed!
girl two; I told you not to take him home! you were gone!
girl one; shit. this is an awesome morning after..

by taytar January 25, 2009

Morning Abs

When you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and witness the illusion that your abs are toned, which quickly fades away as soon you eat a bagel and have a cup of coffee.

::wakes up in the morning.. looks into mirror::

me: Damn... I'm lookin' sexy ::flexes:: OOOH YEA!

::later in the day::

Me: Damnit... I need to work out.. damn allusive deceitful morning abs..

by I'mboredatwork November 17, 2009

morning star

The meaning of Lucifer's name. This is because, although the morning star may be the first light of dawn, the sun (God) eventually rises and makes the other stars obsolete in its brilliance. Ironically, both Jesus and Mary are also called morning star.

O Morning Star, thou art...

by Matt Miller July 22, 2004

Morning Snake Pull

When I a guy masturbates first thing in the morning to start his day.

Tommy does not leave his house until he has done his morning snake pull.

by Max Faber July 18, 2009

Morning Minute

Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.

(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"

by quizwhiz April 6, 2010

morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.

morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.

by the urbster September 16, 2010