Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!

Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Minecraft

A game where you can jump move around and find diamonds. It is my favorite game and is super sexy. The graphics are phenomenal and have me kising my computer skreen. They have awesome girl friends that will definetly want you. There are awesome mods like the Crawl mod and DM mod.

Girl #1: Wow! This Minecraft game is amazing!
Girl #2: I know right! Even i'm a Minecrafter!

by Minecrafter_123 May 31, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!

Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!

by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019

Minecraft

A kick ass game that is very epic

retard : Minecraft sucks
epic gamer : no u
retard : dies

by some random pers0n August 5, 2019

minecraft

the greatest game ever, second to roblox

wanna play minecraft?
sure i guess

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 27, 2018

Minecraft

A Game Loved By Millions

By: MOJANG

I love Minecraft

by Command Otter June 24, 2018

Minecraft

Usually Minecraft is played by 5-10 year olds but if there are any adults playing it, they have cancer.

THE BETTER VERSION OF ROBLOX

You wanna join my minecraft server?

by ???????!??? July 6, 2017