Ipse mihi fucki

The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.

Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....

by GenX Alt December 8, 2024

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dooh mahickey

a thing-ma-bober, commonly used to play music

have you seen joe play the dooh mahickey

by boy_yusognarpgnarp February 11, 2025

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Da Mihi In Manu Mea Fallacy

A fallacy or meta-fallacy where a person demands proof, evidence, or sources from their opponent as if the opponent were a servant obligated to provide whatever is requested, whenever it's requested, in whatever form is demanded. Named from the Latin phrase meaning "give it into my hand," the fallacy treats the opposing debater as a butler who must fetch whatever intellectual goods the demander wants, regardless of relevance, burden of proof, or the demander's own obligations. The butler fallacy is typically combined with moving the proofpost: first demand a source, then demand a better source, then demand a different kind of source, then declare all sources inadequate. The goal is not to find truth but to exhaust the opponent, to put them in a servant position, to establish dominance through endless demands. The butler fallacy is the signature tactic of bad-faith arguers who treat debate as a power game rather than a search for understanding.

Example: "He spent three hours demanding sources, then rejecting them, then demanding different ones, then rejecting those. Da Mihi In Manu Mea Fallacy in action: he'd appointed himself the master and her the butler, expected to serve whatever proof he demanded. When she finally asked what evidence he would accept, he said 'I'll know it when I see it.' He never saw it."

by Dumu The Void March 10, 2026

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Mr. Mimic

An uneducated, self-loving, annoying co-worker who hasn't had an original thought in his entire life, but thinks he is cool because he mimics everything anyone says, and he even mimics blackberry and phone tones.

Mr. Mimic can suck the fun out of the office like a pin poping a balloon. Yes, of course, he is one of those people who wears spandex and rides his bicycle on the streets.

by ocean recruiter November 14, 2011

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