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Miguel

One of the gayest Mexicans you’ll probably meet once in your life. He literally needs a cock to live each day. Be careful when you’re around them because if they see your back they’ll give you the instant back stroke. He is not a bad guy though, but may have some trouble communicating because all he wants from you is that cock.
Omg look, it’s Miguel over there. Make sure he doesn’t see us or else he will start raping us like a stupid monkey.
by Slaughterwww July 8, 2022
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Miguel Martinez Zaragoza

Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
Ese we tiene el pene como Miguel Martinez Zaragoza
by Nosetudime November 22, 2021
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pulling a miguel

When someone didn't pay attention to the conversation, and brings an old topic like it is news.
"hey guys how about the new girl at the office?"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"
by Voubazar January 11, 2018
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Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)
Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”
by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025
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Miguel

Miguel is a green flag amazing man you'll ever meet. He will treat you right even though they sound like a total jerk he is the greenest person you'll ever meet. He will treat you right, buy you your favorite foods, a sweet talker even though he is a shy person. He is incredibly handsome and is good with playing guitar.

I fucking love Miguel.
Miguel is my love.
by beabadoobaeeee July 3, 2023
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Miguel

Miguel is someone who often feels alone—not because people don’t care, but because he struggles to let anyone in. He has deep-rooted trust issues, though what he may not realize is that the person he struggles to trust the most is himself.

He gives off the impression that he wants something serious, but when things start to get real, he pulls away. He disappears, only to reappear when it suits him, often leaving people confused and hurt. This back-and-forth isn’t out of malice—it’s a reflection of his inner confusion and emotional turmoil.

No matter how much love you offer Miguel, or how genuine your intentions are, his mind is often scattered—lost in a hundred different directions. He’s still trying to figure out who he really is. At times, he even takes on different personas, trying to become someone he’s not, just to be accepted or to avoid facing his true self.

Deep down, Miguel is a good person. But instead of showing his true self, he hides behind a mask—one that protects him, but also causes pain to those who care about him. He doesn’t mean to play with emotions; he’s simply lost, unsure of what he wants, and afraid to be vulnerable.
Someone find Miguel, and tell him to be himself.
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025
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