When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
by Rootwalla March 27, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. He is loyal and brave. He will follow the ones he loves to the very end. He's quiet and collected and doesnt care much about popularity or money yet is often stubborn and blames himself for everything. To him everything is his fault in some way and he may be strong but can be hurt by the few he lets close to him. He is brave in a way no one sees. He fears like all men but is fearless when it comes to helping someone else or protecting the ones he loves.
by Theleft August 1, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. little baby back bitch who wastes his life probably on some stupid shit like fortnite or chess. little siblings is most likely also a baby back bitch aswell and has no friends.
by yeayeayeasingingchallenge August 28, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. 
by Doggy style XD May 4, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. Greatest guy every. Super hot and smart. Very nice to people he likes. Doesnt like fake people. Greatest bae you could ever have.
by XxsummiexX December 12, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. A boy that works very hard and is trying his best while others are oblivious to it. If you don’t understand something he says he will attempt to explain it to you and not just ignore your confusion. He has a hard time expressing himself but give him time and he’ll come around. If you’re walking with him and he goes too fast he will slow down if you ask him to. He is a great friend and partner if you’re up for it.
by ash_rain January 31, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.