massive gumby

Someone who is not too smart and usually finds themselves in a predicament of their own doing. The said person ends up looking like a fool.

Doug is such a massive gumby. He saw this cop bust someone last week, then this week he tries to sell her some weed. Duh!

by TallRobby September 21, 2009

massive school massacre

caused by boredom becaus of blockage of games

every minute of everyday in school is massive school massacre

by joey lee bob December 1, 2010

Massive Rookie

The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out

James Waud

James Waud is a Massive Rookie

by BatleyElite December 11, 2011

Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse February 16, 2012

massive resistance

A measurement of the people power used by large crowds, usually thousands in size or bigger, to resist the forces of authority, usually police forces but also military forces; the protest at Portland in 2011 being an exemplar.

Earlier Mayor Sam Adams threatened to close the camp. Portland Police Department officers were ready to close parks for protesters, but having faced massive resistance they had to retreat.

by mastacurtis November 14, 2011

massive cleaves

An amazing band

Wow Panic!At the Disco is massive cleaves

by Segaga September 19, 2015

massive small

Something that is very very very small.

That penis is massive small

by Spandexrollerboots November 26, 2015