Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

lurking and merkin

Ybb certification

homie: what you doin mane

Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh

by yung_xon June 16, 2023

Mrs. Merrill

Best teatcher in the fucking world. She got swag

I doing this for my friends to see so plz accept
Mrs. Merrill is my teatcher and she is the best and my friends wanted me to do this.

by Nalick May 16, 2015