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Stoe Mamma

The mature woman who works in corner convenience stores. She's the solid rock who can be kind or cruel. She is often recognized by many customers as a "mom" because though she might chastise you for making a mess or her life more difficult she might also cover your back in a pinch or let you slide a few cents. She can be sweet and kind or stern. She's worked for years, she's no easy pushover and those who frequent the store are willing to protect her if push comes to shove. She loves her long term customers and the youth are like her adopted kids. She may be White, Black or Latin. She seems indifferent to color or of a person's station in life whether they are poor or rich. More likely she is taken in by the poorer community who appreciate that she "see's" them and appreciates them.
Kisha: Dis my stoe mamma.

Shandra: She mean.

Kisha: She coo les you dis her.
by jamaica5 June 17, 2010
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Bandy Mammal

A vagina that with an incredible amount of hair. Looks like a small squirrel.
I took her pants off and huge bandy mammal was staring me in the face.
by bandymammallover May 4, 2011
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taco mamma

a hispanic woman that only dates white males she sometimes has a hoe behavior but usually is a very nice woman her name is usually Angelica,Maria,or Juanita
be careful because taco mammas often get really angry when confronted about the men they date or the way they act
"hey sweet thing",said taco mamma
"whats up",said white male
"nothing im just single",said taco mamma
"sorry i dont date taco mammas",white male
"bye",said taco mamma
by chicken_wangs_are_nasty February 5, 2017
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posh mamma

An extremely rare occurrence in the female population. Considered by scientists to be akin to an albino African. A prized unicorn among men.

This woman is the woman of every mans dreams, but is elusive, even in plain sight. She does what other women are incapable of doing. Things such as: holding a conversation, comforting her man, encouraging her man, sharing similar interests with her man, sets goals for herself, genuinely gives her heart, among other desirable qualities not found in the common human female.
I bet Rachel is a hot ass posh mamma, better not let this unicorn get away!
by PunishedDruid July 10, 2018
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Ilusha Mammadov

(To the theme of “Santa Claus is coming tonight)

You better watch out
You better not cry
If you see Ilusha

Let me tell you why
He will stick a pogo up your ass.

(To the theme of “Rudolf the red-nose reindeer)
Ilusha the Goradel genie,
Has powers to solve it all,
But if you fuck with his feelings
He will put it in your hole!
Look, its Ilusha Mammadov shoving a bottle up someone’s ass.

Oh wow! Look at that, Its Jesus wearing Moncler!
by MadHatter321 March 9, 2019
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Night mammals

At 2 am all the night mammals are out at Walmart
by Racist santa June 6, 2019
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botjie mamma

An Elite alpha male group of people Dupi gathering members are often called Botjie Mammas and the Botjie Mammas will laugh at less fortunate people
How’s it going Botjie Mamma
Get a load of this Botjie Mamma a homeless man with one leg hahahahaha
by Dupi November 28, 2019
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