MEGAN

Megan is a bitch no one likes her shes mainly rude shes mostly afrikaans

shes always a slut a lot of people hate her not even her mother likes her

but shes pretty or hot

guy 1: shes hot
guy 2: dude shes megan shes a slut
guy 1: oh never mind i dont even wanna look at her anymore ewwwwwwwww
guy 2: no one ever wants to look at her

by JHJHJHJHJHJH April 19, 2018

Megan

An amazing friend who is most likely an artist and has good music taste, also sticks up for you and is just a great person overall. Most likely to be tall.

Friend: Is that Megan?

You: Yeah, I heard she has great music taste and most likely an artist!

by ToastAndSpaghetti June 9, 2020

Meganism

The practice of abandoning one's family to advance one's own personal interests, usually financial in nature. Inspired by Megan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex

Ever since Sara moved from her small village in rural Russia to downtown Manhattan for her modelling career, she embraced Meganism and cut off her family ties.

by ChandlerSmirks February 25, 2020

Megan

Megan is the girl with the biggest ass in the room and the most platinum hair

Megan’s ass is nice but her hair is to platinum

by Tbufjsgeusb June 9, 2018

Megan

a half boner

'i got a random boner in class today, dude.'

'ah i hate that, it's the worst.'

'yeah, fortunately it was just a megan, so it was manageable.'

by saucebaus August 25, 2011

Megan

An annoying ugly girl who is over obsessed with her boyfriends😴she gets too brave & thinks she's all that😂she thinks she can get rude to anyone because she has a boyfriend but reality her boyfriend ain't gonna do shit he doesn't like getting into fight😂😩

Megan's Boyfriends Best friend:I hate you but I also love you😂😂❤
Megan: What? 😤

by nicegurl August 16, 2015

Megan

someone who is a stubborn pig

Man, he is such a Megan!

by teeeheeeeeheeeee October 16, 2011