mats balcke

Blue Emo head, introvert with aggresionproblems

"wow that's a Mats Balcke!"

by kreidark February 17, 2017

Mats M1lde

Mats Milde is a very gay boy who loves to be a "simp" to girs even tho he likes boys.

Person 1: There is that kinda Mats M1lde!
Person 2: The very gay boy simp?
Person 1: Yes man

by Terminator69420 September 4, 2020

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

Mat lip

The tar or residue left on your lip after having a bong

Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip

Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip

Oi you have mat lip.

by V Taranaki April 1, 2022

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

MAT

An acronym for the universal fact that "men are trash"

"Why is this boy being a dick to me?"
"MAT MAT MAT MAT"

by Lara & Zoe January 12, 2018

Adore mat

Noun: What a person becomes when they lack boundaries in a romantic relationship and allow their partner to take advantage of them.

She didn’t even say no when he wanted sex while she had a UTI. She’s a total adore mat.

by Mons Vesuvius July 16, 2023