Miami Marcus

If you get a boner when watching Lebron James in a Miami Heat jersey

Man I got a hectic Miami Marcus when I was watching "The Decision" reruns last night

by Miami Marcus January 30, 2018

Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay

Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus

by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018

Ole Marius

Ole Marius is a commonly used word that is used for saying big dick or you can use it as another word for the hot ice bling bling

(Phones): hey have you seen my Ole Marius?
(Head): no i havent seen your hot ice bling bling, can i see it?
(Phones): here you go.
(Head): watches the big dick with visible amazement

by Sante claus June 4, 2020

Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act when a man ejaculates inside a woman's mouth then she redeposits the semen into the man's anus by blowing it inside.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Mouthful of Marcus.

by D.v.W. September 21, 2010

Fat boy marcus

Fucking fatass and has the biggest man tits you’ll ever see and is also a fat grease ball.

Man he has big man tits he must be a fat boy Marcus.

by Mr-BLACKDEATH June 6, 2018

Do the Mariusz

To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.

This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.

I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.

by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020

Pullin a Marcus

When sum1 ruins the moment or fucks up the joke

Damn he pullin a Marcus

by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020