Bro-Fight-Mance

A fight within a bromance, when 2 guy's don't really wanna say who would win in a fight between each other cuz they both think their own self would win, but wont say it.

Random Friend: Who would win in a fight between you two?

Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)

Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)

Both: We Would never fight each other :-/

(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)

by N.p.R July 29, 2010

Mandela

The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.

"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"

"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."

by Jake Tyler Brigance February 18, 2008

Mandem

It is a British slang for a group or gang of boys especially a big or shady looking group.

Yo look at that massive mandem

by Miz-San October 8, 2018

mandem sugar

best friends.
Buddies.
Chums.

"They are my mandem sugars!"

"How's it going my mandem sugar?"

by JameSLICE March 24, 2008

ManBearPig

1/2 Man 1/2 Bear 1/2 Pig....Any girl that you get with when your drunk that is below your friends standards is a MBP (ManBearPig AKA ManBear)

See manbearpig hunter(Drew,Nessler,Nardi) for a better definition of what happens to the MBPs

1. Nard jumped on a grenade last night...god damn was she a ManBearPig
2. I was huntin at the rugby house and fingerblasted some ManBearPig last night after the big win against East Stroudsberg(93-7)
3. Sam Rizzo only gets with ManBearPigs

by king of the pigs April 20, 2009

Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro November 14, 2018

manbearpig

All of the thumbs down show liberals for the retarded pukes that they are.They get all defensive about a fucking joke made on a fucking cartoon.No wonder they keep losing elections.They take themselves way too seriously.Fags.

Oh booga booga boo , manbearpig is out to get you liberals.

by democraps are more fucked June 18, 2006