high maintenance

a girl who expects a lot.

most Sarahs are high maintenance

by Sarah June 27, 2004

Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018

High Maintenance Women

Self-Centered, Needy, and always needing to look good to others.
A women that's been married a few times. Are very sue minded towards men in court, regarding alimony and/or child support or both. They have the Jekyl and hyde syndrome... They use men strictly for money. The wealthy ones they like, whether the man is good looking or not.

High maintenance women are extremely needy

by Been there done that. May 14, 2006

high maintenance women

Women that r more concerned about their exterior looks.
The type you'll see with ugly older men that have lots of money.
Selfish and in it for themselves....

I have unfortunately dated a few and the end result with them is always the same. High Maintenance Women seem to be unstable with life in general and exceptionally needy towards men. Looking for that easy life. They also love to sue the ex's in court for money, so they don't have to work.

by Been there done that. May 18, 2006

manatees o' war

trillions of battle manatees all in a losing war agins boats also not related in any way to man o' war NONE YOU HEAR ME NO RELATION by the way these go a lot faster than a regular battle manatee they have better armor as well not to metion they can take out a well armored SUBMARINE WITH ONE VOLLEY OF MANATEE FURY!!!!

the manatees o' war will destroy you and crush your boat with their vegitarian wrath!

by lizard0004 February 8, 2008

Manitoba Snowblower

A depraved sex act that is not clearly understood outside of the province of Manitoba. What is known is it involves a case of Labatt Blue, a short stool, and some sort of animal pelt (usually deer, but bear is also common). Despite its popularity, it remains one of the leading causes of death in rural Canada.

"You found some Manitoba Snowblower porn? Bill, you sick puppy. This is gonna be interesting."

by Canadaphiler March 26, 2010

Manatee bomb

Contrary to popular belief, the Manatee bomb is actually lingo among the african american society for Oprah's astronomical ego which may or may not surpass the ego of Kanye West.

obese American 1: "Dude, Oprah just told me she can walk on water!!"

obese American 2: "Nah man, that's just Oprah dropping the Manatee bomb"

by Trev^2 July 30, 2006