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Magical Beans

'yo dudee gimme some of them magical beans'
by whosaidthatonethere October 18, 2009
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Magic Hour

1. (noun) A period of time typically starting soon before last call and ending when a bar/club is officially closed wherein every person who has not yet hooked up and wishes to do so lowers their respective standards to “whatever is available”. Usually results in regrettable hookups with unattractive and/or fat people. When coupled with drinking large amounts of alcohol may result in truly reprehensible hookup scenarios.

2. (adj.) Used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of sexual attraction. Typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.
“Hey dude, did you see who Melvin hooked up with last night? She was HUGE!!”
“Well, what do you expect at 3:30AM? It was the magic hour."

“Yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? She hot?”
Absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”
by Tyler McNasty June 20, 2010
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Magic Stick

A very long and magical cock only held by the most elite of men.
Bruce: “you know my magic stick is 8 1/2 inches long, u can play with it sometime.”
Samantha: “yes please daddy give it to me
by KevinC2003 November 4, 2018
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Have A Magical Day!!!!!

by iRock2u July 24, 2016
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Black Magician Girl

One word...HOT.
Her boobs are big too.
by BMG's admirer January 16, 2005
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Maggotry

An ancient time-honored form of love-making whereby one partner ('the Maggot') consumes (ingests) the bodily excretions, effluvia, ejacula, infectious discharge or waste by products of the other partner ('the Host'). Traditionally, the Maggot will have his or her hands and legs bound, will propel him or herself in a wriggling type motion and will suckle the anus, vagina, penis, other orifices or open infectious wounds of the Host in order to demonstrate devotion, love, respect and tenderness towards the Host. These actions of the Maggot are referred to in the community (known informally as 'the Maggot Tree') as 'Maggoting'.

There are sub-specialties within Maggotry. Some partners engage in Traditional Maggotry and limit consumption to the Host's infected wounds (such as bedsores, boils and infected surgical incisions). Others engage in Sexual Maggotry which focuses more on the ingestion of the secretions, waste and ejacula of the Host's anus and sexual organs. Still others prefer Neo-Maggotry (treated with derision in the Maggotry world) where the Maggot will eat food products (most usually ice cream or peanut butter) out of the Host's anus.
I saw Scott hungrily suckling on Sarah's pus-filled bedsore. They must be into Maggotry.
by A Devotee of Maggotry May 10, 2011
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magic

A word used when someone cheats or something unexplainable happens.
George: How does Nam win every time?
Jason: MAGIC!
by Seaworth November 19, 2016
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