minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

heroin mullet

Excellent word coined by courtney love for beautiful asymetric feathered mullets sported by rock star gods.
yummy - prefrebaly dark and greasy

Julians heroin mullet makes me want him in my bed

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008

Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"

I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.

by funnymom25 December 8, 2020

forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.

My girlfriend has a forbidden mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.

by JayAC March 7, 2019

Filthy Mullet

Filthy Mullet

aussie slang; The sexiest hairstyle any aussie could have

1st person : "look at that sexy cunt"

2nd person: "noshh, fucken filthy mullet"

by bogeyrangers November 22, 2019

red mullet

1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean

2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.

“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”

“In his aquarium?”

“No… His haircut!!!”

“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”

by GoodmanyourselfSteo August 31, 2022