Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.
by Jyynx September 27, 2006
when you have a brownie or muffin that looks like a piece of dookie or choclate log with wierd texture but taste really really good
Guy1: what the hell is that shit in ur hand?!
guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.
guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.
by Macarroni July 27, 2008
"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."
by Ironwolf99 January 03, 2014
by zeus2008 January 27, 2008
by Shazbob December 07, 2006
When a male having a muffin top ejactulates into muffin batter and then fills his own belly button with this batter. The batter is then licked out by the opposite sex. Or the same, depending on what you specifically like.
"Jerry: I'm in the mood for a muffin.
Stephen: The straight or gay way?
Jerry: Definitely not the liquid muffin way."
Stephen: The straight or gay way?
Jerry: Definitely not the liquid muffin way."
by well, you asked. December 05, 2010
is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.
Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.
Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.
Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.
Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.
Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.
by hereandnowiamu July 04, 2012