When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell February 23, 2016
One of the best person in the world. She's the nicest person you'll ever know. She'll tell you the truth even when it might be mean. She's very cute and smart.
by Snarled January 07, 2019
Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.
by sneaking man June 13, 2023
by wayatonne May 04, 2022
LAD 1: something stinks of shit
LAD 2: must be paul mitchell
LAD 1: he fucks GUYS
LAD 3: he ploughed my anus / rectum
LAD 2: must be paul mitchell
LAD 1: he fucks GUYS
LAD 3: he ploughed my anus / rectum
by HARRIS_1 May 01, 2009
by oof oof die in a hole March 24, 2019
The Police. These were the names of the two crooked cope in the movie Dolemite who were alwayd harrassing Dolemite and his whores.
Mitchell and White took all my cocaine and told me to have more by tomorrow or they gonna run me in!
by ayg July 26, 2006