childo mildo

telling someone to calm down. Or to be extremely chilled

ex1. Childo mildo

by hasselhoffman February 26, 2009

milf

Mom or Mother i like to fuck

Miss Nadia is my friend's aunt.She is a mother to three children but she is the most sexiest wife and mother in the whole street.She comes daily to her balcony to dry the washed clothes and all the guyz in the nearby houses including me take snaps from digital zooming cameras we r planning to host her website."Hey ahsan your Aunt Nadia is a MILF"

by Pervez Musharaf April 9, 2006

Milf

Mother I'll Love Forever

Lil George used Milf on mothers day.

by Jay Pay June 30, 2008

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Mother I'd Like to Frick

Derek's mom is a MILF!

by Mike Wagner September 26, 2004

Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008

Milf crush

When a middle-aged woman finds herself inappropriately enamoured with someone half her age.

Sweetie, I think I'm having a bit of a Tegan and Sara/Chace Crawford Milf crush.

by Kiki Salon April 11, 2009

green and mild

when the tobacco is removed from a black and mild, and replaced with marijuana.

on any given day, johnny could be seen walking down the street with a green and mild hanging from his lips.

by pkpopper June 7, 2009