Max

short for maximillian. Is a example of how crazy a human can be, is the god of himself and will dominates when needed. Tries his best to get as much attention as possible and gets what's he wants when he wants

also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed

You: was popin jimbo
them: what...
you: just bein' a max
them: i like max

by gayestfaium December 5, 2017

Max

Max is a legend.. His hair hangs down like swamp moss and is never washed. Rumor says he had algae growing on his scalp, but no one has ever dared to go near enough to see. He smells like sweat and always wears the same clothes.

Lmao look at max. what dat boi up to now...

by I C Y G I R L January 7, 2020

Max

Although most of the definitions are positive for the name max, there are some downfalls to it. There are pros and cons to everything and this is one of them. Max is usually a self loathing lazy person. People who are named max often enjoy gaming (maybe a little to much...), take things to personally (especially if they didn't get to have something their way), they don't like to make or eat real meals for themselves, & they have a very hard time owning up to things they did they don't like taking responsibility. A max is usually an annoying younger brother who is spoilt and annoys the hell out of their older siblings. People named max have a lot of creativity and potential if they only strive to earn it. A max will usually not be able to get their way because of their emotions and not being able to control them.

Sister: Sorry max but its my turn to watch tv.
Max: Mom said I had 2 hours to play games on my xbox>:c
Sister: Its been 5 hours.....
Max: I F**KING HATE THIS FAMILY I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE !!!!!!..... -Stomps off to room and slams the door-

Example 2:

Boss: Sorry max, you're fired. You have missed a week of work without notice or call.
Max: So.
Boss: You failed your responsibility.
Max: WELL FUCK YOU THEN I HATED THIS JOB ANYWAYS YOU FAT F**K

by Agirlwhojustknowspeoplewell February 6, 2018

Max

He gets all the boys in town #boysforlife

Max gets with all the boys

by Maxgayyy May 30, 2019

Max

Short name for D.C artist (Maxdadon)

Max got it, don't sleep on the don

by Dc top dogs March 22, 2017

Max

He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.

Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!

by Logan paseska September 3, 2021

Max

Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty

Max a dude with a big dick

by Shit15273 January 23, 2020