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Lila

Some girl with pink hair, short as hell, clingy, and crazy. But god damn do I love her.
"Lila, your crazy"
Lila:"come on let me paint your nails"
"no"
by Tokyol0 October 22, 2020
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Little Lisa Simpson

Someone who is "politically active" due to their narcissistic personality disorder or ill-conceived search for identity and meaning in life. Often caught lecturing others about every single thing that is wrong with society, but not interested in giving up any of their own luxuries or volunteering for any of the actual hard work.

The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.
Phil has become such a Little Lisa Simpson about the environment on social media lately.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.
by HariFontaine February 13, 2019
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Lisa Hype

In Jamaica this means to perform fellatio. To suck a dick; to give head; to give a man a blowjob. Also may be associated with Lisa Swiping which is the action of performing fellatio. This is named after a female DJ in Jamaica who whose photo was posted on the internet; the photo shows her performing fellatio on a man.
English: Hey Baby come on and give me a lisa-hype, you know I like that.
Jamaican Creole: Hey gyal come gi mi a lisa hype, a dat mi love.

Girl, da lisa hype deh did good, my dick is spotless and clean as hell. I cum about 40 times in your mouth. Thanks!!
by Lisa Hyper January 16, 2010
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Lisa

One who has great firm tits and is a freak in the bed.
That girl is such a Lisa. Wish my wife was a Lisa!
by Rider2016 January 11, 2017
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Bad Lisa

While many believe her to be alcoholic white trash, she is actually an Armenian meth addict, and has been known to post unrequested pictures of her matted chest hair as irrefutable proof.

She is also a black man named Lou. When you see her, you will shit bricks.

Bad Lisa (Lou) holds the record for the second most deleted person on MySpace, second only to MANtana who is rumored to have been deleted over 9000 times. MANtana is also rumored to have over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children.

A statistical curiosity, Bad Lisa is the primary cause of An Hero among indigent men on the east coast... usually upon discovering that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede filled vagina.

BAD LISA lives in ur basement, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers complained about the tattoo of Adolph Hitler buttsecksing Jesus on her left breast) and is also rumored to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom wall in New Jersey.

It has also been rumored that Ceiling Cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches Bad Lisa masturbate, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as Ceiling Cat is currently watching you masturbate.

Bad Lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins of black cock, partial unbirth pron, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people on Myspace, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet is SeRius fuCk1ng bIzn3ss.

There are some people who don't think the internet is serious bizness, these people are wrong.

Bad Lisa usually has over 9000 backup profiles, but they are all set to private due to AIDS, and stingrays.......that also have AIDS.

Bad Lisa is rumored to have voted for George Bush twice, have a Wii Fit that is still in the box, fucked every member of Fall Out Boy, and is also known to insist that the internet is a big truck.

Her talents include shooping, playing the rusty trombone, liking mudkips, dividing by zero, and convincing Child Protective Services to place babies in her care for the sole purpose of rape. (With the exception of one baby named Ichmael who was promptly placed in her oven for being a Jew.)

She also captains a NOWlive blog radio in which she begs, pleads, and offers sexual favors for people to call in, then doesn't shut up about how she "hates jews, niggers, and queer-o-sexuals" long enough for any of her guests to get a word in. When they do manage to mumble some incoherent babbling, like "Ya'll be stealin ma catchphrases!!!11!" she simply talks over them, until she loses consciousness from huffing spray paint on the air.

While the accusations of her connections with Al Queda have not been proven, multiple photo's have surfaced in the past few months of her inserting small bombs into the anus's of children for the purpose of either mass homicide or lulz.

In short, BAD Lisa is the most hated person on myspace. She is even hated more than notorious cockmongler Eric Brooks, who is rumored to be responsible for 9/11.

Long Live The Gr.........uh nvrmnd.
It is said that Bad Lisa was the inspiration for Shitting Dick Nipples.
by NO_U March 4, 2009
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Lilla

she is a very short girl and thinks she has a big butt but doesn’t. loves Christmas. make it jingle.
oh yeah that’s lilla, she loves just dance
by jojo jojo August 29, 2019
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Liela

A liela is just like a fictional name for a Kelsi, its like what a kelsis name would be in the middle ages. a stunning gorgeous girl standing in the middle of the town square in shining silver armour, there you go a liela.
"wow, she looks like a liela!"
by Liela June 13, 2008
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