Laundry Hepburn Syndrome

Laundry Hepburn Syndrome (LHS)

A psychological condition that happens in a laundromat, when the hypnotic spin of the washing machine can suddenly convince you that you are Audrey Hepburn

Katehrine: I went yesterday to the laundromat and I experienced the Hepburn Syndrome
Karen: The Katherine Hepburn Syndrome?
Katehrine: No, Karen, I mean the Laundry Hepburn Syndrome. For 30 minutes, I believed I was Holly Golightly!

by Love-fi December 8, 2025

Fuck laundry

The clothes and shoes pulled off (usually by the door) in your hurry to get to boning.

I can tell my roommate has a 'guest' because of the fuck laundry left immediately inside the door.

by Riot Gere February 16, 2022

laundry it

to laundry your clothes

" I laundried this shirt last night "
" That shirt is dirty, you should laundry it. "

by fatifartz February 18, 2022

Laundry Room

When you finish in the belly button.

Hey, she let me finish in the laundry room!

What?

I finished a load with some lint.

by Rickits91 February 20, 2022