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Lana

Hello Lana this is your boyfriend. I was just wondering when you were ever going to come home. I miss you so much and I'm really tired of waiting around for you. It sucks not talking to you. I really want you and no one can replace you. I don't know what the problem is or what's keeping you from me. I think about you everyday and not having you is torture. Please talk to me. I haven't found someone new. Is there something I did wrong? I've been trying my best to get by without you and recently it's been hell. Honestly, what the fuck are you doing? I thought we had something. I feel like an idiot waiting for someone who apparently doesn't care about me. It's not fair. I don't like making a fool of myself on the internet but I don't know what else to do. You haven't texted or called. What we had was great and I would love to continue that. I feel so lonely and dead inside. How much longer will you keep this up? Please, pretty please, with sugar on top, call me or text me. SOMETHING. I think enough time has past. I don't bite. Please stop this madness. If you think it's cool what we have right now you are totally wrong. It's not cool. I love you all the way even though you're putting me through hell. You just left and years have past. I don't like this. I would love to love you if you'll just let me. This situation doesn't make any sense. Please, for the love of God hit me up.
Friend: Aren't you dating Lana?

Friend 2: Who is Lana? I barely know who she is because she doesn't talk to me. I don't know why but I really want her to.
by Snslaahs April 12, 2024
mugGet the Lanamug.

lana del rhane

very quirky outgoing fun little bitch. super alt/indie/kpop/arctic monkeys the neighborhood type shit. super emo when alone and stays in her sanctuary (her room) and never comes out. DORA THE EXPLORER CUT and obsessed cow patterns. TIKTOK addict that sends u her/his whole fyp. Giving rue from euphoria vibes and giving a plant mom. to sum it up, basically the GIRL of ur DREAMS.
Person 1: hey why is lana del rhane wearing her maroon hoodie in class everyday
Person 2: shes in her “im fucking crazy but im free” phase, u ought not to mess w her now…
by MSSWIZZLE November 22, 2021
mugGet the lana del rhanemug.

Lana

Lana is a tall girl like vary tall she can be bored and crazy she likes gojo
Lana is very interesting 💀
by Vallllllll August 17, 2024
mugGet the Lanamug.

lana

a psychotic liar bitch who lies about everything and everyone hates her. Very manipulative and annoying. Go to hell Lana
by shitcuntpeople.101 September 6, 2022
mugGet the lanamug.

Lana

Also a cheater 🤭
Lana cheated on Dejuan with keion😒
by Wassggoood wit jtttt November 2, 2020
mugGet the Lanamug.

Lana

People make fun of my name, Lana, because its Anal backwards.
by therealbeella February 7, 2020
mugGet the Lanamug.

lana

A common name, but when spelled backwards, it spells "anal"
Teacher: "Is lana here"

Jeff after class: *Reverses recording*
by Mr. Bleau May 19, 2021
mugGet the lanamug.

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