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Lisa Hedlund

the biggest babe of all sweden, big up to manz Lisa for being a real G. A Lisa Hedlund is a woman that dances like britney spears and sings like an angel. If you want someone to drink tea with and talk about hedgehogs lisa is the fit and she looks it ;)))))
Person 1 ( jacob): Omg i wanna move to germany but before that i do that i want to drink tea and talk about hedgehogs
Person 2 (Hayley): You should see a Lisa Hedlund for that........
by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021
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lisa kwan

A person who serves and obeys Henry Nguyen.
Lisa kwan falls to her knees and worship Henry Nguyen.
by Lisa Kwan January 21, 2021
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Doing a lisa

'Doing a Lisa' is a term used for people who give zero fucks about there kids and there well being. 'Doing a Lisa' is a bad thing and if you are called this term then I guess you're a bad mum.
OH did you hear bout' Cassandra shes "doing a Lisa" with her kids she let them run around in pants yesterday.
by assasin0009 August 16, 2019
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Lisa Eden

The worst person that has ever stepped foot on this earth. She WAS a vocal teacher for many LACHSA vocal students over the years. She would often portray herself as a “teaching musician”. Every class that she teaches starts with doing A warmup she uses called L and C’s, and keeps doing that warmup until everyone in the class is on the brink of death. Although her access to be a vocal teacher in that certain school has been... terminated, she still continues to pursue her dying career as a performer in many operas that are deemed too old for young people in today’s world. If she reads this, fuck you lisa
Person 1: “ah fuck We’ve got to get to Lisa eden’s class now”

Person 2: “i’d rather watch 5 horses having an orgy than look at her makeup filled, eyeshadowed, dark, hateful face ever again.”
by A fuck toy whore August 6, 2019
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lisa and jonathan

Lisa and Jonathan are such a cute couple. Don't you think reyes.
You know chuck . Lisa and Jonathan have the cutest little ones. Yes I agree too.
by Handling business September 14, 2020
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lisa fucker

There are many kinds of Lisa in this world, but this specific one has almost extinguished, we believe there is one left located in Germany. A lisa fucker is a human who could unexpectedly appear while you are about to cook apples with cinnamon and ear fuck you very loud.
Jimmy: Goddamn son, you heard what happened to Ben last week?
Bas: No man, I was doing squats all day.
Jimmy: Some lisa fucker got him, he can't hear anymore.
Bas: Damn homes, he must have got ear fucked hard
by TheyCallMeBenn September 19, 2017
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Lisa Licker

Someone who likes to lick Lisa.
"Aw you gronk Nathan you really went and licked Lisa's neck aye"

"Um, no-fuck-no I did-didn't, who told you that??"
"That makes you a Lisa Licker"
by MAKUNGAthelion May 9, 2022
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