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L.M.F.M.C

The words, Lick My Fucking Man Cunt, abbreviated to there first initials. Often used by gay men in reference to the sexual act of rimming. Can also be adapted for the use of females, Lick My Fucking Minge Crack. Also used as an insult due to the explicit nature of the phrase and foul language.
I told him to L.M.F.M.C before putting his willy up there!

If you don't like it then you can L.M.F.M.C!
by perkilicious April 13, 2009
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I.F.L.C

A rival extremist opponent of the ultimately superior I.F.H.C. Formed in 2007, this cantankerous, crotchety and often ornery group rarely play by any rules. The I.F.L.C members odd-ball antics and borderline psychotic rants have drawn the disdain and skepticism of many.

As just a small example of the atrocities committed by the I.F.L.C - In 1997, under the veil and secrecy of a different name, they were cited by W.H.O for horrible and indecent crimes against Guacamole.

Through the struggles of the I.F.H.C - the fight for the freedom of Guacamole rages to this day.

This group has also been known to turn Pesto into Pestilence.
"The I.F.L.C are sheer lunatics. If Guantanamo wasn't so damn full already, we'd be locking these people up and throwing away the key." ~George W. Bush to C.N.N News~
by Korey Andersshitty May 31, 2007
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F.L.A.

a F.L.A is a future loser of america
ha joe you are a F.L.A. a future loser of america
well jeffy at lest i am not a F.F.A
umm yes you are

no i am not
yes you are
fine your right i am what ever you say
by hater of cedrick king January 23, 2010
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B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.
by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020
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R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.

"If I was a bum, i'd save my money and buy vitamens"

"haha...ROTFLAMO"

its more of an action than a word
by heathermichelle December 3, 2003
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F.L.E.X.

Noun.

A Clan on Xbox live comprising of Hackers and Trolls. An overall less than average clan with the exception of hacking.

Adjective. (F.L.E.X.er(s))
Used to describe malicious players in Call of Duty: Black Ops, or other Xbox Live compatible games.

Verb. (F.L.E.X.ing)
Showing off how good you are at Hacking and Trolling in the above-mentioned Games.
N.
"The F.L.E.X. Clan is full of cheaters!"

A.
"John McCain is quite the F.L.E.X. er"

V.
"Hobowner loves F.L.E.X. ing"
by Purebro69 December 29, 2010
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D.I.F.L.

"hey want to go get wasted?"
"no dog, D.I.F.L."
"wow, ur gay."
by bernese April 1, 2007
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