Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

by Paintbait August 8, 2020

kiwi

a really cuute guy

he is a kiwi

by ambbaaa July 25, 2020

gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

kiwi

A kiwi is a person who is beautiful on the inside but insecure about the outside, some ppl love the outside as much as the inside amd some ppl sadly dont

'she shouldn't be so insecure, she acts like a kiwi'

by kiwi heree August 5, 2021

Kiwi

Kiwi- a song written by Harry styles which is an abbreviation for Kendal I wasn’t interested

Kiwi- Kendal I wasn’t interested (and never will be)

by Harry tomlinstyle October 11, 2020

Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

Kiwi

A person's balls

Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!

by eyaggggggggggggggggggggggggg July 8, 2017