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kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023
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Kiwi

"Kewenaw" is the long name for Kiwi. Kewenaw is an Indian tribe name that lived and roamed in Michigan. It is also a place in Michigan.

Kiwi is a name that means "squirell-like."

Kiwi is a name that can be irish.
A kiwi is an athletic being. A kiwi can be a twin or closley related to another person. Kiwi is a scorpio name that means water. A kiwi is a beautiful being with green eyes and blond hair. These are the traits of a common Kiwi. Overall, a Kiwi person is athletic, kind, maybe twin, green eyes, blond hair (irish), kind kind of person.

Kiwi also means "Squirell child."

A "Kiwi Bird" is a real bird that lives in warm climate.
Wow! Kiwi is so cool! She can climb that tree so fast. Yay! Kiwi got the kite down from the tree at the dogpark! She is like a squirell.
by 2Zabby2 June 9, 2017
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Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.
Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.
by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023
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kiwi eater

code word for bisexual man no straight man will eat fruits
you eat kiwi !!?? if u bisexual just say that!!
oh yeah he a kiwi eater for sure
by thealphavegan March 2, 2021
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Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like
Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi
by speadson December 28, 2024
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kiwi

A smelly foot normally a boys foot. Smells sweet but disguisting at the same time. Sour or spicy. Salty or chessy. Doesn't matter what flavour, it can be a kiwi.
Girl: Ewww. Your foots a kiwi..
Boy: Yeah. I know.
Girl: mmmmm
by dustybowls March 5, 2022
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Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.
I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.
by Aki8181 May 10, 2023
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