keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.

A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.

by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013

keyboardery

The act of playing a piano (or other keyboard instrument) in order to impress someone or to attract attention, especially if said playing is loud and obnoxious.

I heard someone playing "Chopsticks" in the recital hall – it was blatant keyboardery.

by Yoeth Gallopers September 2, 2015

keyboard wallah

A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.

You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.

by the real juju July 30, 2017

keyboard rambo

An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.

"I think we have a keyboard rambo on our hands, they don't seem to understand or give up."

by Mrs Joyfart February 9, 2018

keydo

keydo is when you act high without doing any drugs. from the word keyed, refering to being high, keydo is the guy or gal who is high all the time normally.

we went out to the party an max was keydo before we got there.

max was asking us where his phone was, and he had it in his hand, what a keydo.

we're getting pulled over, dont act like a keydo.

by meggoonnie May 6, 2018

Kekoid

An irritating twat who's a complete and utter bellend, they're quite an embarassent, overall an utter cringe fest and shitty excuse for a human being; they make you physically laugh because they're such a cock-ring cringe cunt.

Oi you know that Luke kid, he's a proper kekoid

by Berginerween May 9, 2018

Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.

Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.

by sgegx April 17, 2018