Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...

I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.

by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is this gay kid who nobody wants to deal with and can’t get any dick to suck bc he ugly

Guy 1: hey isnt that the gay kid Kevin who had a huge crush on you
Guy 2: yeah I hate Kevin

by Nice girl that likes tomatoes April 27, 2019

Kevin

is a very sensitive guy he can’t take jokes from no one

He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken

A very sad depressed guy

Why does kevin look sad?

by Jduxuwuwufudud August 15, 2019

kevin

Kevin has the biggest forehead on earth its not even funny how big it is

Yo look at kevin jesus he is my bff for now on

by xonohomo June 18, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy that never cares about what others think about him. He loves to be funny and he is a really good person to talk to if you are upset.

Kevin really helped me feel great about myself and I love how funny he is.

by Scarlett Lakes November 11, 2020

Kevin

A Kevin is a gift to this world, a guy who everyone needs in his life. A girl whose with him automatically becomes the luckiest person in the world. Everyone needs a Kevin, the guy who can be all handsome, cute, sexy, hot and adorable. His smile and presence glows up the dark. its so contagious, his laugh, smile and happiness. I love Kevy, because he also smells amazing! I hope everyone finds a Kevin, but again not everyone deserves him. His practically a living teddy bear, his so cuddly, warm and cozy!! He has no flaws, but his stubbornness always has to compete with mine. A Kevin, comes with multiple Kevy's, its like capture the pokemon! A mad Kevy, happy Kevy and sad Kevy are his main ones. Whether its either of these, Kevin always deserves a big hug!

Everyone needs a Kevin.

Look over there! Whose that? Its Kevin, that hot mudafawker.

by meimories November 27, 2022

Kevin

dumbest guy ever and has no brain and is clueless

damn that guys dumb asf, he's a Kevin .

by realyluzza December 5, 2018