Justin Bieber

Canandian gay singer who acts like a nice black man.

3 guys are in a cafe,

One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!

Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!

Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!

The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!

Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!

Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

by Ashund00d November 8, 2010

Justin Bieber

Canada's North Korean ambassador.

Justin Bieber will be wooing all of the girls aged 9-14 on his North Korean tour

by Jaremaing July 10, 2010

Justin Bieber

A creature created for humanity to ridicule and hate on.. but most importantly he was created as the creature with the largest vagina known to man. His vagina is now known as the only thing that can capacitate Chuck Norris's penis..

wow.. Justin Bieber is a homo..

Hey! give him a break.. hes helping out Chuck Norris with his vagina.

by zacattack690 October 20, 2010

Justin Bieber

A annoying little mop haired manwhore who's voice is higher than alvin and the chipmunks's. Who only sings about love and 'shorty'.

Justin Bieber: Love Me Love Me, Say That You Love Me.
Me: No.

by enajammE August 30, 2010

Justin Bieber

Noun (HUGE Fag-got): Noun

An in-the-closet homosexual singer who believes he is a BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) just because he has the vocal range of a 5-7 year old girl and denies to the death that he is gay.

Justin Bieber (justin BEE-bər ): Adjective

The act of having tremendously undersized genetalia.

Justin Bieber-- I SWEAR TO GOD I'M STRAIGHT!
Most Men-- The grow a pair and stop singing like a Preschooler!
Justin Bieber-- But i've seen so many girls penises before!
Everyone with a brain-- Girls don't have those you dumbass...
Justin Bieber-- ... Fuck

Girlfriend-- you have a Justin Bieber
Boyfriend-- God dammit...

by Not you or a friend of yours. October 14, 2010

Justin Bieber

Properties of word: Verb.
Usage:Used as insult to the masculinity of any human.

Definition: A person who has not hit puberty; To undermine someone for being such a fag; To have women all over the world that love him, many who in which are very attractive, and still like to suck another a mans genitals.

haha, your a Justin Bieber

by Dan Bowser October 11, 2010

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber: Born in London, ON, Canada on a rainy Tuesday: March 1st, 1994 at 12:56 AM in St. Jude's Hospital by Dr. Simon Bexlaham, was given a purple blanket due to a shortage of blue ones, weighed 7lbs. 11oz, AB+ blood type; Raised in Stratford, ON, Canada; Started videos on YouTube of himself singing; was discovered by Usher Moved to US at age of 12; Signed on w/ Island Def Jam Productions w/ Usher; was arrested for the first time for DUI, resisting w/o violence, etc.. on January 23, 2014; has released a lot of albums and has gone on 3 tours so far: My World, Believe, & Purpose which he recently cancelled due to personal reasons; He lives in Beverly Hills, CA with his dogs; His family lives back in Canada and consists of: Mom > Pattie, Dad > Jeremy, Half-Sister > Jazmyn, and Half-Brother > Jaxon

"I LOVE Justin Bieber SOOOOO MUCH OMG IM A Belieber !!!!!!!!!

by estanek42 September 1, 2017