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Papi Jose

A black fuck with a huge mutherfuckin cock. He will fuck your bitch any day. He is poor and gets more bitches than most guys.
Aww man Papi Jose is cumming in my gurl again
by kjlreahjgarhjkgkg February 7, 2018
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Jose Duran

Jose Duran is the epitome of big balls and big dick mama huevo. Jose Duran's are dominican they like to go to Dyckman and they enjoy having hookah times every once in a while. His best friend is undefined. 1/0. Jose Duran's like to have a lot of puppies and like to eat plantain and fight with his siblings.
Dayumm Jose Duran has the biggest ding dong I have ever seen.

Jose Duran you are not allowed to talk to other girls romantically okay little bitch subsubsub little hoe ass little baby bitch love bitch mama huevo. Okay u got it.
by drogbaoh June 8, 2018
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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"
by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019
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Jose Deluna

He’s pissed off because he wasn’t put in Algebra 1, instead he’s taking Pre-Algebra this year. Jose is a very very veryyyy funny dude. He honestly has a good heart for some people, unless you’re a fucking bitch to him, then that’s another story. Jose is just a living meme. Oh did I mention he’s a good sis, as well as a #baddie
C: There’s this really funny guy in my pre algebra class he has light brown hair, do you know who he is?
R: oh that’s Lupillo, aka Jose Deluna, ofc He’s FuNNY, HE’S JOSE
by anaxaguero September 17, 2018
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Brown Jose

A rascit ,slow in the head ,fat Mexican who friends with a gay person name toby
by RandomOnTheInterent254 January 16, 2020
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Jose Bravo

This is a guy who always looks out for you. He always tries to make sure you ate, you slept, you feel alright, anything. he never understood how i felt or why i did certain things, now he does (which i do NOT like) and now that he knows it’s funny how he says he looks up to me. it makes me laugh each time. he helps as much as he can, doing anything and it isn’t like yelling or manipulating, he actually tries to help by seeing it as if it was him in that place. when getting closer it’s like seeing a part of him you’ve never seen before. i’m glad we got closer and our friendship grew :). i’m always here to help day and night, i’m also glad i finally got to open up to someone more then i ever have with anyone. you understand me and i jus wanna breakdown in your arms knowing you understand me. i hope we get to meet in the future asap in fact, i wanna live out the adventures me and you have talked about, you’re the reason i keep living and thinking maybe someday it will be okay. i hope i can help you more and more everyday. thank you for being my friend (best friend obv) and sticking with me. <3
Jose Bravo is just the most amazing friend you could ask for. you wanna find someone like him dan never lose him <3.
by Pete The Catt December 8, 2021
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The Big Jose

When you freeze a chipotle burrito and use it as a dildo.
why are ordering two burritos?

I'll eat one now and later go home and treat myself to The Big Jose.
by BabybackB February 14, 2017
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