Jumpin Jammer

Seemingly hairless, but actually quite hairy terrorist. Face off wizard who has mastered the art of drawing a woman spread eagle, and creating awkward situations with strangers at bars. Overall nice guy, who can't stop buying surf boards.

HEY JAMMER MAN! JUMPIN JAMMER!

by Peer Himler June 26, 2010

Pea Jammer

The act of inserting frozen peas underneath the foreskin for pleasure.

What a pea jammer session last night!

by Adam138 September 18, 2010

Boner jammer

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

pickle jammer

A homosexual who inserts his pickle into another mans rectum.

jeff and dylan were pickle jamming all night long, there for jeff is a pickle jammer

by jeff plays the mud trumpet March 7, 2014

Raspberry jammer

When the rainier coffee shop girl sells you the shittiest tasting thing on the menu

Hey Jerry we really got the olé raspberry jammer in the pancake fuckin sandwiches

by planzguy May 8, 2014

Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.

Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...

by somedude149 May 13, 2014

Big Jammer

Heart attack. Jamming of the arteries

Don't give Ed a surprise birthday party. The man is 85! He might just have a big jammer and die before we can serve the cake!

by Kim Fulcher March 12, 2015