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Jasper

Jasper is a Island boy
Jasper: he is a Island boy and he is just trying to make it.
by Jasper the Island boy November 22, 2021
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Jasper

he is a man with a huge massive cock well into the double didgits
wow i fucked jasper yesterday he has a huge cock
by jw23p August 28, 2022
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Jasper

(Jasper) noun: a middle to upper class person, more specifically a
student. This is a gender neutral term which is usually applied to both men and women. The use of it comes from the old money/extravagant names given to people from said backgrounds.
Look at that posh Jasper twat over there with his permed mullet, drinking half an IPA, he’s clearly pretending to be a chav”
by poshbasher September 21, 2023
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Jasper

1. A divine, beautiful and blessed character from the Cartoon Network show, ‘Steve Universe’ (written by Rebecca Sugar).

Jasper is a Gem (Gems are aliens who colonize planets and destroy them, led by the Great Diamond Authority), with pale-orange skin and dark red-orange stripes, golden eyes and long, fluffy white hair that passes her hips. She was created for Pink Diamond (one of the Great Diamond Authority) during the Rebellion War (where Gems fought against the Diamonds to protect Earth, which was Pink’s Colony) in the Beta Kindargarten. She is the ULTIMATE soldier, no Gem would ever be as perfect as she was. She is tall and muscular and her weapon is the Crash Helmet (a bartering ram helmet) and she can use abilities like the Spin Dash (think the roll from Sonic). She was corrupted (turned into a monster) and bubbles in the events of Earthlings, and remains bubbled to this day. Rumour says that she might come back, but for now we could just hope.

The fans have mixed feelings about Jasper. She was given the nickname ‘Big Buff Cheeto Puff’ by the fans of the show who like her. Yet, she does receive backlash because of how she behaves through the show.

2. A form of opaque stone from the Chaceldony genus of gemstones. Jaspers are fine-grain stones and belong to the Quartz family. They come in a variety of colours, ranging from red, black, white, brown and green. Jaspers are mostly used as promoters of strength, wisdom and courage.
1. I love Jasper so much, I hope she comes back!

2. I like to collect jaspers. I have six types.

3. Hello! My name is Jasper, what’s yours?
by Dema Døn’t Cøntrøl October 6, 2018
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Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.
"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."
by user74918304 November 20, 2023
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Jasper

The cutest and most handsome guy ever, probably kinda fruity, always a gentelman. The kind of guy that would hold your hand almost always and give you reassuring hand squeezes that make you feel loved. Almost always is obssesed with either the color green, frogs or both. Very artistic and talented, very good friend and partner.
Person 1: Where is Jasper?
Person 2: You mean the best guy?

Husband and boyfriend material.
by manstay November 24, 2021
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Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”
by Broughton November 7, 2020
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