Jasper Cullen

My fictional boyfriend. He is taken. He is mine. He sparkles. He beautiful. <3

It’s jasper cullen

Ugh I can’t do this I’m dehydrated

by forsuresummer 🤍🤍 September 27, 2022

Jasper's Sister

A real person

Damn, Jasper's Sister really exists

by Notgarret's sister December 13, 2022

Jaspered

To keep someone interested in you for the sole purpose of gaining validation and a boost to your ego.

The term comes from the character of Jasper from the movie The Holiday. He only keeps Kate Winslet in his life to feel good. Not because he wants her.

I thought she really liked me but it turns out I was just being jaspered.

by davenport101 June 20, 2021

Jaspers punch

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.

My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.

by Yispa April 21, 2021

Jasper Berry

Inspirational.

Jasper Berry is an Inspirational Human being

by Nathan Wood January 30, 2022

Jasper Arkansas

Pot capital of the universe.

Willie Nelson gets his pot from Jasper Arkansas

by niggardly4444444444444444 October 12, 2011

Jasperate

When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.

"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."

by Dirtbackinator February 06, 2023