'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them
by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019

A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media
Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"
by HassleCaugh June 17, 2016

Samatha: I posted a picture of you on Instagram girl!
Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.
Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.
by Lol Bella lol February 15, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Sending Genitals TO Instagram Will Haunt Cubans And Everyone Involved With The Regime Of Building A Musuem Dedicated To COding Artistry of 2506 Assault Brigade To Bay Of Pigs Musuem<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Sending Genitals TO Instagram Will Haunt Cubans And Everyone Involved With The Regime Of Building A Musuem Dedicated To COding Artistry of 2506 Assault Brigade To Bay Of Pigs Musuem<.7.9.7.6.>
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.
Often a gearslut.
Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022

Instagram , a social networking site that allows you to post pictures and share things with people that are following you.
by s.a.n.k May 21, 2020
