barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"
by ariiii23432 February 03, 2024
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A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.
Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*
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My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire
Oh how’s it going?

My life so far
by Bumcrackchesse4u October 12, 2020
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Rage-quit my life

To angrily end your life, (Don’t actually do it) or a saying when you are so upset and angry because of something. (Only for jokes)
by DJ_little_GOOSH_GOOSH August 24, 2022
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Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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thank you for the happiest year of my life
thank you for the happiest year of my life
by sped demon January 27, 2023
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my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist
bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47
by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022
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