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Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.
Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.
by Purple-font November 11, 2021
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A cynanide pill that eventually eats you out with with depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Despite being a "social" media, it is known to cause chronic loneliness and even suicides, especially among young adults and teenagers.
Influencer: OMG, I just fucked my boyfriend and made millions on OnlyFans!! I can't wait to post my vlog on Instagram!
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.
by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023
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Instagram takeover

When a group of juniors request the seniors the access to their account so they can post something fun
The Revenants have now completed the Instagram Takeover of THIS PAGE for the next 24 hours!!!!
by RevLuB April 10, 2023
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A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.
Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.

Nice Job Jake!
by btcterms March 30, 2023
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Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….
Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram
by Muthafucking mind ya business November 24, 2021
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Do you wanna be a celebrity but are to poor? GREAT NEWS!!!! Instagram is the place for you!!!!
OMG Beccky you look so pretty in your Instagram post.
by JohnnyJohnny56 November 2, 2020
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When you're dealing coke or viagra and try to be funny but it's not.
person 1: Ey, want some?
person 2: How much can i get?
person 1: an instagram
person 2: ha...ha...ha...
by hermercurius April 12, 2018
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