I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.

Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"

by ICanSeeYouFap June 28, 2011

I'm Moving To Canada

What an American says when he/she has had it with USA.

Rick Perry won? Fuck it, I'm moving to Canada.

by JoyDivisionIanCurtis January 30, 2012

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

by Bully Maguire August 22, 2021

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

It is a catchphrase typically used in ironic memes as an excuse for reckless or criminal behavior, often coupled with images of villainous characters. It is used to mock people who abuse a condition or disability to excuse unacceptable behavior. Credit to Know your Meme

You can't attack me I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
You can't hold me accountable I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

by Big Boi Justin December 26, 2021

i'm straight

used to say no or no thanks. often said as "i'm good" or "i'm skrate"

Corey, you want a beer?
nah i'm straight
you sure?
yea i'm good

how many shots is that now?
five
you feeling okay?
yea i'm straight

by Chelle from L-Town April 25, 2006

I'm not gonna lie

A term that when prefixed to a statement does more damage than good. Its purpose is to state that you are about to tell the truth about something. However, If one has to use this statement, it can be concluded that when that same person does not use this statement then they are lying, because when they are telling the truth, they state that they are about to tell the truth by saying, "I’m not gonna lie..."

So this statement, in effect, when used, devalues any potential credibility one once had as an honest and truthful person when they are not using the statement.

It is synonymous with: to tell you the truth, honestly, actually, as a matter of fact, in fact , truthfully

I'm not gonna lie, she is looking fine.

I'm not gonna lie, this taste terrible.

I'm not gonna lie, you are really good at what you do.

by morgantj September 19, 2009

I'm Gaurav

When you're Gaurav

Anyone: "Hey."
Gaurav: "I'm Gaurav"

by gaurav123456789 April 3, 2019