hockey boyz
very very very very very very gay. normally fucboys. cringe insta bios and many stds. Espesally oakville rangers fucboys, girls stay away from them.
hockey boyz by ninjagod69 May 24, 2019
Hockey Stick Treatment
Noah: Can you believe this?! Someone tried to break into my house in the middle of the night!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
Luke: Did you call 911?
Noah: No, he got the hockey stick treatment!
Hockey Stick Treatment by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023
Related Words
hockey • hockey mom • hockey players • hockey puck • hockey boy • Hockeytown • hockey hair • hockey bro • hockey dad • Hockey Ass
Hockey Mom
1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
Hockey Mom by UrbanDickhead January 20, 2009
hockey player
A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.
Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*
hockey player by KCC Randomosity December 29, 2008
Hockey Mom
Hockey Mom by Sarah Palin October 21, 2008
hockey tool
Commonly identified by sporting a "flow" (an extremely stupid hairstyle in which the back hair is allowed to grow freely to the point where it flows back up towards the head before the onset of the much feared mullet), and an offensively colored polo shirt with its collar popped, a hockey tool is perhaps one of the worst breeds of highschool tools. One may find them more frequently in the northeast, with the highest concentration in New England Prep Schools.
Hockey tools have a total disregard for decent people and prefer to prey on the "popular" pretty girls one or two grades below, a perversion whose enormity is amplified by the tools' age, which is usually at least one year greater than everyone else in their grade. Hockey tools also have the uncanny ability to constantly perform poorly in academics, despite their occupation of the easiest classes, and to still get into top colleges and universites.
In sum, hockey tools are a scourge upon the earth and serve as their only purpose to play a sport only Canadians care about and to degrade the moral and social fibers of society
Hockey tools have a total disregard for decent people and prefer to prey on the "popular" pretty girls one or two grades below, a perversion whose enormity is amplified by the tools' age, which is usually at least one year greater than everyone else in their grade. Hockey tools also have the uncanny ability to constantly perform poorly in academics, despite their occupation of the easiest classes, and to still get into top colleges and universites.
In sum, hockey tools are a scourge upon the earth and serve as their only purpose to play a sport only Canadians care about and to degrade the moral and social fibers of society
hockey tool by smurph268 August 13, 2006