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by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018

Homework

The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.

Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.

Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.

by chelseasmile September 2, 2014

Homework

A cruel and unusual punishment for doing what ur supposed to do and sitting on yo ass for 6 hours while u listen to old people talk until u die of boredom

For example, im supposed to do my homework but im too f**king lazy to care so im doing this instead of homework

by Lazy_fuck February 22, 2017

homework

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.

Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.

by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017

Homework

The legend says that a long long time ago, a innocent child was playing with is friens in the grassy fields. Then, a vicious snake slithered towards them. All of the child's friends ran away, shocked in fear. The child pet the snake, and the beast spoke, and gave him a marvelous idea. He could have school after school! As the child ran to the school to tell the teachers, who were acually demons in disguise aprooved of his idea. Outside, the snake, laughing, revealed himself to be Satan himself. That is the story of homework.

homie: yo wanna come over for a bit
me: sorry mate i got homework to do

by Chungus Warrior March 25, 2020

Homework

something that slowly kills you from the inside out. Homework causes stress in the youth stress makes you prone to illness which will cause a child to miss school and get more homework that will bring on more stress and so on intill that child gets depression and dies.

"you look dead today"
"yea i did my homework"

or

"you look depressed today"
"yea i had tons of homework"

by Kavie_475 April 30, 2014

Homework

a fucking abuse of our children, homework violates every single human right. we hate homework because it wastes our time and yet teachers are surprised when they force students to do useless shit they refuse and rebel

i dont care if you find this lazy, offensive or problematic, it has to be said and heard, HOMEWORK IS USELESS YOU FUCKTARDS

by The guy who says basic shit March 19, 2021