A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019
by Walltortoise February 06, 2023
by Hippo hunter August 07, 2022
Hippos that can walk on water.
by El Gaupo April 26, 2023
Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.
Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
by Magic-hulahoop November 14, 2018
by midget pony 69 February 01, 2021
The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
by A glazed donut November 11, 2017