Hazek

One who throws traps while in combat. Descendant of the early pvp gods "Zek".

Shhiiiiiit, that naga got Hazek'd

by Kel'Thuzad July 20, 2006

Hazewinkel

An extremely in-depth, labor-intensive act (of the sexual variety) requiring five Lederhosen-wearing men and one "spinnable" woman. The act of Hazewinkeling follows these steps:

Two male and one female participants should assume the spitroast position. One of the unoccupied men kicks off the event by "marinating" the woman with his seed. The remaining two men join the event by rotating the woman about her two phallic pivot points at a slow, but satisfying pace. When the roasting is mutually concluded to be "well done," the two "Roasters" withdraw from the woman, while the two Spinners continue to support her weight. The REAR Roaster then proceeds to donkey punch the woman and drops her, which immediately prompts the "Marinater" to ring a large, brass dinner bell three times in succession while shouting: "HAZEWINKEL! HAZEWINKEL! HAZEWINKEL!" The festivities conclude when the Marinater loudly exclaims: "The Pig is Done!"

That, my friends, is known as a Hazewinkel....roll credits.

Man 1: "Hey bro, you cravin' some bacon?"

Man 2: "Yeah breh! I know a chick and a couple dudes that are totally down to Hazewinkel!!"

by Da Ville April 21, 2012

Hazeling It

To purposely not sold the problem, to keep problem ongoing.

I knew Ryan was Hazeling It, he knew the problem was right here but decided to go 50 feet away and dig there anyways.

by Kyzza April 1, 2021

Hazelwell Rodeo

In the process of doggy: the male grabs the female counterpart by the hair tightly. He then proceeds by calling her by a different name and attempts to hold on for as long as possible

I gave her the HAZELWELL rodeo.

by Betwellltd May 22, 2021

Hazem

is one of the sweetest and wholesome people. He is a hopeless romantic and an extremely caring and loyal friend. You can tell him anything and he will never judge you even if he can't relate at all. You really need a Hazem in your life because he is an amazing companion and will always be there for you.

I think everybody should have a Hazem in their life.

by cw1998 November 22, 2021

Hazem

Hazem, an ambitious, hardworking natural leader. Always on top regardless of consequences. Always attractive and tall with an elegant figure, he is beautified to the highest rank. All the girls love him however, he shows no interest as he is focused on his future. He always stands up for his friends and always shows the utmost manners. It’s very rare to find a “Hazem”

If you have one in your life, never let go!

Who’s that guy?

Oh, that’s hazem

He’s really cute!

Factual.

by NameAnalyser November 23, 2021

HazelAlisonMutema

HAM🍖, you can guarantee she’s sweet 🥰😋

The most beautiful girl to ever roam the earth(sounds cliche I know) but I’ll remind her everyday 💓 So fricking smart, can’t read a room but brings joy and little tingle in your chest with her perfect smile and amazing humour 😍
Guarantee the best thing that can happen in your life is meeting one of her ☁️💕

Personal Sidenote... She’s very sleepy 😂

HazelAlisonMutema where are the cheeks 😭

by drizzwrld January 16, 2023