autistic harry potter

Autistic Harry Potter is an annoying ass joke that is only used when one is too fuckin stupid to think of something original or intelligent
Pussy: Whatever Autistic Harry Potter

Intellectual: Yo that's a dead ass joke and you should probably put more effort in
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Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.
Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.
by emily&emma January 13, 2010
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Harry Potter Dyke

A lesbian, usually but not limited to over 30 years old that has dark hair, cut short with bangs and worn in an extremely unstylish manor. Often wearing boring clothes with little color and conservative lines these women have the appearance of a young Harry Potter.
Hey did you see that chick, she looks like a Harry Potter Dyke?!
by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006
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The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)
The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
by Mr. Obvious, duh November 15, 2010
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Harry Potter Shot

Whenever a shot in any game (be it a video game or a game involving a ball) is made and the person(s) performing the action had no intention of the outcome.
While playing pool, Trevor proceeded to rack in one solid ball. After the windup, Trevor racked in 4 solid balls.

"Dude, that was such a Harry Potter Shot."
by A2Z October 04, 2007
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Harry Potter test

A test you give someone one when your unsure whether you like them or not. The first question is 'Did you laugh when Dumbledore died?'. It's best to not use the same words as those ones because you will look like a random freak.

The answer is that it wasn't funny.
The second question is 'Chocolate or strawberry icecream?'. This has been Daniel Radcliff approved. In an interview once, when asked whether he liked chocolate or strawberry icecream more he said 'Chocolate, I'm not stupid.'
That is proof that stupid people like strawberry icecream, and smart people like chocolate icecream.
The date was going badly, and I didn't know whether I should pretend I have to leave or stay, so I did the Harry Potter Test on her. She said her favourite part of the sixth movie was when Dumbledore died. I didn't even bother to ask the second question, I just avada kedavrad her and left. She deserved it.
by OrangeDough August 24, 2010
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